ImpatientPatience is a virtue, so they've told me;
Patience is a grandeur to possess.
Patience is a duty, to uphold free;
Patience caused me nothing but duress.
Oh, I wish that I could testify its splendor;
Oh, I wish that I could sing unto its praise.
But always as I'm waiting I remember:
In my life, patience comes stagnation on the ways.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have the courage not to fail.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't expect and you'll prevail.
Hurry up and wait, soldier, hurry up and wait.
Listen to your marching orders and you'll not be late.
Patience is a virtue, so we've often heard it said.
But patience is best cultivated when your heart lies dead.
For screaming it will protest when the patience comes to strain
And time, when long abided, never ends well for one's brain.
RestingDrifting clouds behind my eyesI really like this one.
Colors mixing and merging
So many tiny little lights
In colors dark and warm.
Wait long enough and they will unite
From the tiny pinpricks of unified similarity I see
But when I open eyes once more
I lose that vibrancy for colder harsher clarity.
In this way is it displayed
That blindness may more please than facts portrayed.
For I see more light and possibility
With eyes sealed and unseeing
Than ever in the waking walking world I've seen.
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